Selena Gomez Only Murders in the Building Leather Long Coat

Dear Leather Cult Team, You are my Cup of Team! In these frames you show rock star, Selena Gomez, who must surely be everybody's Cup of Tea! Or should I say: Cup of Feel? Packed into this bulky brown glazed like a roast duck for Thanksgiving, shiny, leathery, leather coat, Ms. Gomez would make anyone who beholds her "feel" like the luckiest of LUCKY DUCKS at such a sight! And who wouldn't want to Cop a' "Feel" of SELENA in such clothes, that are fit for a Queen! Her Leatheriness, Selena, all she has to add to the irresistibility equation, is to Grace us all with her famous SMILE! I hope, that knowing what great impact she has on any man in this leather coat, in which she bundles herself up against the winter cold, will want to make her want to share with a good man her coat's leathery, leathery, warmest, folds! As befits any good shepherdess with her sheep-fold! Love, Christopher R. Nelson)xo